Mickey Avalon - My Dick (Harold & Kumar 2 Soundtrack) текст песни

My dick cost a late-night fee

Your dick got the HIV

My dick plays on the double feature screen

Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick: bigger than a bridge

Your dick look like a little kid's

My dick: large like the Chargers, the whole team

Your shit look like you're 14

My dick: locked in a cage, right

Your dick suffers from stage fright

My dick: so hot its stolen

Your shit look like Gary Coleman

My dick: pink and big

Your dick stinks like shit

My dick got a Caesar do

Your dick needs a tweezer dude

My dick is like super size

Your dick look like 2 fries

My dick: more mass than the Earth

Your dick half-staff; it needs work

My dick: been there, done that

Your dick sits there with dunce cap

My dick: VIP

Your shit needs ID

Its time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

DS is the best in the business

PS- we got dicks like Jesus

Its time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

DS is the best in the business

PS- we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction

Your dick don't even function

My dick serve the whole luncheon

Your dick looks like a munchkin

My dick: size of a pumpkin

Your dick looks like Macaulay Culkin

My dick: good good lovin

Your dick: good for nothin

My dick benchpress 350

Your dick couldn't shoplift at thrifty

My dick: pretty damn skippy

Your dick: hungry as a hippy

My dick don't fit down the chimney

Your dick is like a kid from the Phillippines

My dick is like an M16

Your dick: broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas

Your dick farts and queefs

My dick: rumble in the jungle

Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga

Your dick: fruit roll-up

My dick: Grade A beef

Your dick: Made a geek

My dick: sick and dangerous

Your dick: quick and painless

My dick...'nuff said

Your dick: loves Fred

Its time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

DS is the best in the business

PS- we got dicks like Jesus

Its time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

DS is the best in the business

PS- we got dicks like Jesus