Dow is Down, The
(Parody of I'm Goin' Down by Bruce Springsteen)
I get a bear
When I?m clickin? my mouse
But now I hate to see that ticker comin? round
I go to check the Dow and Nasdaq baby
They?re dropping points
Like Jenny Craig?s droppin pounds
Well say unemployment?s not on the rise
But Sysco just laid off a thousand guys
It?s going downdown down
Dow Jones is down down down
Nasdaq is down down down
Everything is down down down
Touchdown
I used to have an estate baby
But now my golden years are all in Dow
I remember when the 90?s started
My stocks would split
Every time the sun came out
I used to day trade dabble in margin
My portfolio was lookin? stout
I used to love that Alan Greenspan
But everytime he speaks
It?s going down down down
The Nasdaq is down down down
Greenspan?s a clown clown clown clown
Down down down
Hey how about that deep down Dow
The Dow is down down down
Nasdaq is down down down
Greenspan?s a clown clown clown
Down down down
Down down down
The market?s down down down down